hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I will die if light touches me.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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