So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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