He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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