butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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