How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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