This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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