It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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