You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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