After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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