You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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