you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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