i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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