absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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