i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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