I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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