Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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