Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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