Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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