Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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