Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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