i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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