Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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