Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
love makes seman taste better
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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