he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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