covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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