Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
