Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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