I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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