You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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