No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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