You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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