Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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