It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
