You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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