I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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