I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if only i could text you this smell
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
