The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So vagazzling was a success
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
