So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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