I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
