you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I would fuck him just for his dog
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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