i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want to make out with him forever
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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