And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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