does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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