Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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