I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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