Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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