I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I would ride that face into the sunset
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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