Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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