Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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