I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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