these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize